Sponge Set

+16–25Vitality+4–6% Air Res+11–15Agility

This porous but absorbent yellow shield was made from the remains of a creature who used to live in a Pineapi Mask at the bottom of the sea.

+16–20Vitality+16–20Chance+2Crit %

This amulet is often mistaken for a lucky-bag gift... It's actually something you win at the shooting range.

+16–20Vitality+2Dodge+2–3Air Damage

Offered as a wedding ring, this ring sends two subliminal messages to the wearer: "I love you" and "Go do the dishes". Perfect for those who hate wasting their time repeating the same things over and over again.

+16–18Water Damage+7–10Vitality+16–20Chance+2Crit %

Many inexperienced adventurers will remember this terribly powerful weapon, used as a defence against sods of earth. If you wet it, it becomes soft and can be rolled about, though it generally takes at least two weaklings like yourself to manage it.

+21–25Vitality+16–20Agility+2Dodge

With these boots, Eniripsas can walk on water... which is quite useless since they can fly anyway, but it always impresses the crowds. Normal folk can always use these boots to exfoliate their feet while they sit around the house.

+21–30Agility+2Dodge

This belt allowed Vald to take his seasonal bath without putting his life in danger. Indeed, no Iop ever succeeded in learning so much as the doggy paddle.

+11–15Agility+21–25Chance

This cape is perfect for camouflaging yourself in the natural environment. Well, it's more like you'll be adding a pleasant touch to the countryside, but hey, who wants to be invisible anyway?

+11–15Vitality+11–15Chance+2–3Dodge+2–3Water Damage

Instructions: "Offer this helmet to your husband. Firmly attach it to his head and drag him by his feet around your kitchen. You now have a clean, shining floor. Be careful not to drown him when rinsing the helmet off." This sums up the state of the modern marriage. Bloody feminists.